i love my dick so much its like it is part of me
fry cooks are meant to fryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hands up and touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i’m not single, i’m plural
I hate when you wake up to the smell of good food but it turns out your family ate everything and left you with the scraps.
Babies and toddlers are so cute I just want 13 of them but theyre gonna need to take care of themselves b/c I have a busy high profile life